My crazy is showing? Woops

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

freebitches-love-jam:

elliegalaxies:

kelekelo:

peacelovefandoms:

nerds-are-cool:

mindpalacefullofcats:

Listen here

If any of you ruin the new Star Trek for me

GANDALF DIES.

HARRY’S A WIZARD

KATNISS VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE

TURNS OUT THAT BRUCE WILLIS WAS A GHOST ALL ALONG

JIM FROM IT IS MORIARTY.

THE TITANIC HIT AN ICEBERG AND SANK